this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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