If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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