I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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