I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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