I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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