is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
zippers are such a cool invention
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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