Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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