dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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