How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
