I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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