Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
When are your genitals available?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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