gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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