I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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