Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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