I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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Houston, we have a blender
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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