The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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