now i know why i became what i already was.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
handjob tips. give me some.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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