what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to