U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!