If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.