its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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