i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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