doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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