i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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