This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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