so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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