And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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