what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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