dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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