When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
as a side note pls kill me
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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