I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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