And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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