This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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