That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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