it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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