coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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