I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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