just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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