if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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