i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
