Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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