I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
