in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dick very happy bro
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