Whod you bang
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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