What a fucking waste of an outfit
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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