This house was built for laser tag.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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