He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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