sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I can't turn off my feet"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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