You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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