We're like a lot better than the average bears
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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