wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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