Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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