Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
