I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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