I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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