I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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