If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Your penis caused this!
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