Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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