it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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