You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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