Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
